Life as Her Wife

Life as Her Wife

Saturday, March 22, 2008

La Cucharocha

Ewwww!!! Serenity and I were at Dollar General. News to you: cat litter and nite lite bulbs are cheaper there. We were just walking along and smelling all the candles when this gigantic cockroach scurries right in front of my three year old's shoe. I jumped back and she started to freak out. I admit I got the heebie jeebies too. I explained to her that there was nothing to be afraid of that it was just a "buggie". The thing stopped right in front of us the whole time we looked at it. Gross. It kept wiggling it's legs as if to show off. I was totally creeped out but Ren quickly got over her fear and spoke kindly to it. As we walked away she waved and said "good bye baby buggie". Perhaps she'll be a bug scientist one day.

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

The Gay Test: Teri Hatcher.

Well as of yet my four year old is not gay. We were looking through a magazine for summer collage pictures. He cut out a picture and handed it to me saying "woohoo". I turned over the paper surprised by the photo. I was expecting a toy or some giant cartoon character but instead it was a slinky picture of Teri Hatcher from Desperate Housewives. I asked him if he liked the picture of the lady and he said" Oh yeah she's beautiful." Upon further investigation he included that she looked really nice in her scantily there wear. It was so cute. He even got all embarrassed when I started to tease him about it. Later on in the issue he spotted some more pictures of her and he quickly took notice. Who knew my four year old had such great taste? I never in a million years would have thought that he already had a vision for beauty. Isn't he kind of young for a crush?
By the way I'm not supposed to mention this to anyone because he is shy about the whole thing. Whoops Chance, sorry, you're just so darn cute Mommy couldn't resist.

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Loss Prevention

I was driven to tears this weekend when I saw a very courteous, well mannered man resort to stealing for survival. He didn't steal booze or electronics like most people would assume. This desperate man stole a sandwich. We're not talking a hot oven toasted meat lovers meal. He took, seemingly shamed, a crappy ham sandwich on soggy bread. It was 30 degrees outside and he was dressed barely sufficiently. I could tell he was so hungry. He had a look on his face that I cannot even describe. He looked like he had been holding out for a few days hoping that meal money would appear by the grace of God somehow but when it didnt he could bear the hunger no longer. He had a sad gleam conveying that he had been down on luck and was now down on himself, like this single act of desperation made him lose spirit. I witnessed this as I was throwing away food, not of my own will. You cannot even imagine the tremendous amount of guilt that overwhelmed me.
I'm sure that at some point in our lives we all have or sadly, will, be unsure where the money will come from (for bills not an iced mocha). Instead of focusing on stopping this problem of poverty we are using our energy and resources to disprove whether or not politicians tattled. Americans are more concerned about us two girls kissing and making sure that they convince us that conformity is righteous, unjudging compassion is weak and true unconditional love is evil and sinful. I admit I'm not a genius but I'm clever enough to recognize priorities.

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