Oprah's Transsexuals

My Mother- In Law found Beth's "women"s" pants in the seat cushions of the couch. She asked who they belonged to and as I claimed them, Chance chimed in and said" those are not yours Mommy. Those are Mama's pants." Thank you very much big mouth . As I quickly rushed them to my bedroom closet, she said "Those are really nice pants". What the heck did that mean?
When I woke up my in laws were watching the morning news with some story about gay marriage and homosexual clergy. They were both sitting there huffing and grunting as I came out.
Today I have the privilege of distracting them while Oprah is on. My Mother In Law watches that show every day. Guess what's on today. Drum roll please.... " When one twin has a sex change". Of course, why would anything else be on while I'm stuck in the house trying to put on a facade for my conservative in -laws? AAGHGHGH! Beth better come home and rescue me from this never ending insanity!