Dumpster Diving!!!
So it has come down to this. You can get some sort of idea about how chaotic things are around here now. Last night Beth comes in the room frantically looking for her medication. As she stands there glaring at me in the kitchen I am hunting and searching under tense supervision. I promise I did not throw them away. However we reluctantly go out to the full dumpsters on trash night, scrambling to find them. Honestly I thought this was all in vain. To appease the Gods I dig in. Ha ha Beth grabbed like 4 pull ups while I was blessed with the cat litter. Guess what? She found that jar of pills.
Standing out in the frosty street, in the middle of the night, digging through the trash, not our finest hour. All our arguing probably caught the attention of the neighbor to find us in all our glory. Just re-affirming how crazy we are. Gosh we need a vacation. Wouldn't you agree we need a real honeymoon? Well at least we know where my missing IPOD went and how half a dozen other MIA things have vanished. Either I have a Poltergeist or I'm losing my mind!
Standing out in the frosty street, in the middle of the night, digging through the trash, not our finest hour. All our arguing probably caught the attention of the neighbor to find us in all our glory. Just re-affirming how crazy we are. Gosh we need a vacation. Wouldn't you agree we need a real honeymoon? Well at least we know where my missing IPOD went and how half a dozen other MIA things have vanished. Either I have a Poltergeist or I'm losing my mind!

2 Comments:
We discovered many years ago that it's safest, and usually most accurate, to blame the toddlers in the house.
Keep an eye on them, Dear.
By
HerVeryOwn, at Thursday, January 24, 2008 11:28:00 AM EST
I usually blame the dog. She's passive agressive.
Makes me wonder how many things that come up missing at our house end up in the same place!
By
Real Live Lesbian, at Thursday, January 24, 2008 3:56:00 PM EST
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